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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down